AN ANCIENT CHINESE PROVERB SAYS THE BEST REVENGE IS LIVING WELL.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T FLEX A LITTLE.
OOH
RINGBACK
As soon as you start seeing results, we all know they are going to call you up and want to talk things over again. With these custom ringback tones, you'll get the last word.
ICE CREAM
Packed with protein which lets you drown out your heartbroken sorrows tonight and start training by tomorrow.
SOCIAL MEDIA
Gold's Gym trainers will be trained to take pictures for your instagram while you work out. Then, when you show up on your ex's feed, they'll see what they are missing and karma will start settling in.
Ex-SCHEDULER
With gold's gym ex scheduler, you can make sure that you go to the gym when they are not there to avoid any drama. Or at least until you are in shape enough to show off.
SWAG
Motivation is key to working out. This swag reminds you why you are in the gym.
SEO
Break-ups are hard. But SEO fueled by changes in relationship status will help get them to the gym before they pound too much ice cream
