DOES SIZE MATTER?
I'm a 6' 8" former BYU offensive tackle. What do you want me to say?
I have to perform human origami just to get on a plane.
I start cramping anytime I see a smart car.
Shopping for clothes is a nightmare.
(Yes, my parents are tall)
(Yes, my wife is also tall)
(And yes, our kids are going to be like, really tall.)
But there's more to me than size. I'm not just the guy who can reach the top shelf. I’m an amateur virgin cocktail bartender. I love astrophotography. I have a collection of Nike sneakers (and yes, size 16's take up a lot more closet). And of course, I like long walks on the beach.
Wanna know more?
Well, at least buy me dinner first.
BSSP // COPYWRITER
BYU AdLab // COPYWRITER
CLIENTS: Nike. The Arizona Diamondbacks. Amazon. Whole Foods. Intellibed. Hasbro.
Forrest’s Cool Signs and Posters // FOUNDER
Founded my own agency in the 6th grade for a school project and made a lot of imaginary money.
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