DOES SIZE MATTER?
Of course, it does. I'm a 6' 8" former D1 football player.
I take every inch I can get on flights.
I start cramping anytime I see a smart car.
Shopping for clothes is a nightmare.
(Yes, my parents are tall. Yes, my wife is also tall. And yes, being tall and named Forrest is an interesting coincidence.)
But I'm not just the guy who can reach the top shelf. I’m an amateur virgin cocktail bartender. I love astrophotography. I was a missionary for 2 years. I have a collection of Nike sneakers (and they take up a whole closet). And of course, I like long walks on the beach.
Wanna know more?
Well, at least buy me dinner first.
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CLIENTS: NIKE. THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS. AMAZON. WHOLE FOODS. INTELLIBED. HASBRO.
Forrest’s Cool Signs and Posters // FOUNDER
I founded my own agency in the 6th grade for a school project. I made a lot of imaginary money.
CLIENTS: EVERY KID IN MY 6TH GRADE CLASS.
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