Coconuts could almost be mammals. after all, They have hair and produce milk.

 

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Big and tall stores are Perfect stores for people with the stature of a light pole or a park bench.

 

Don't take her ring shopping with you. it's better to utilize the element of surprise.

 

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If you’re cramming studying until last second, you might as well cram snacks in your pockets too. Because you’ll be stress eating the whole time.

 

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GIF: pronounced Gift without the 't'. Because they feel like something special when you get them or give them. Merry Christmas.

 

 

After Adam and Eve were kicked out from the garden, God made noxious weeds, thorns, and thistles, thus the creation of vegetables. Whose idea was it to eat them?

 

 

Why get dressed to go on a flight just to take it all off to walk through an X-ray machine that sees through stuff?

 

 

As fun and interesting as conspiracy theories are, I am just not convinced Governments are smart enough to pull them off.

 

 

You think Idaho is full of potatoes and Mormons. but it's The best kept American secret. There is a reason it’s called the Gem State.

 

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Sorry Lebron, Kobe, and Scalabrine. Jordan is the G.O.A.T.

 

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Liquids cannot be eaten, they are drunk. Soup is a liquid. Soup cannot be eaten. Therefore it is not an acceptable meal.